Will we be able to shoot lazers in space?
Do commercial planes go faster than humming birds?
gumiappendsweet: my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
Happiness is a choice, not a result. Nothing will make you happy until you...– Ralph Marston (via c-oquetry)
worldfamousprofessor: spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious” contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition? moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.” HUBBY.
ixnay-on-the-oddk: lunatrip: lunatrip: sicam: sicam: what do you call a woman with an opinion wrong What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes Single
cutieringtail: falmyrion: queerpong: “YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me. You’re*
Have you realized that your age is the number of...
i-am-the-last-timelord: lolzpicx: This is one of those posts that made me stop what I was doing and take a step back to re-evaluate my life
seasicksailors: seasicksailors: old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport a poem by jay gatsby sTOP REBLOGGING THIS IM NOT FUNNY
wonderingaboutfandoms: letyourjourneystart: According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
bleedeverywhere: damarab0t: bleedeverywhere: who the fuck is in my house IF THIS GETS NOTES I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU
jesusiswhatthisworldneeds: johnentwlstle: it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to YES
I’m sorry but you can be so so dumb sometimes. I love you, but you’re stupid.